Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Biashara
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Mar 31, 2016
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Rose Kiwanga
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Mar 19, 2016
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Agnes Njeri
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Mar 13, 2016
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂
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Furaha
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Mar 10, 2016
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Kheri
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Mar 7, 2016
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Sharifa
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Feb 21, 2016
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Zawadi
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Feb 17, 2016
Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂
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Halima
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Feb 15, 2016
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Alice Mrema
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Jan 21, 2016
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜
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Issack
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Jan 16, 2016
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Rose Amukowa
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Jan 14, 2016
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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George Wanjala
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Jan 2, 2016
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Salma
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Dec 18, 2015
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Peter Otieno
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Dec 8, 2015
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Margaret Anyango
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Dec 5, 2015
I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪
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Nora Kidata
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Dec 4, 2015
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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George Wanjala
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Nov 14, 2015
This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂
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Josephine
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Nov 10, 2015
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️
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Victor Sokoine
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Nov 9, 2015
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Lucy Mahiga
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Nov 6, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛♂️🤧
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Oct 28, 2015
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Faiza
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Oct 25, 2015
Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋
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Tabu
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Oct 24, 2015
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Rose Waithera
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Oct 23, 2015
🤣 This joke is too good!
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Jane Malecela
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Oct 22, 2015
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Rashid
Guest
Oct 20, 2015
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷
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Nancy Kabura
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Oct 17, 2015
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Grace Mligo
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Oct 17, 2015
This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆
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Linda Karimi
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Oct 17, 2015
🤣 Pure genius!
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Oct 16, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Frank Sokoine
Guest
Oct 5, 2015
😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Zakaria
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
Aug 31, 2015
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Mashaka
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Aug 29, 2015
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
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Maimuna
Guest
Aug 21, 2015
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Shamsa
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Aug 19, 2015
😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Charles Mchome
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Aug 17, 2015
What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤
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Ibrahim
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Jul 26, 2015
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔
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Rose Lowassa
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Jul 21, 2015
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Benjamin Masanja
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Jul 16, 2015
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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John Mwangi
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Jul 14, 2015
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jul 7, 2015
😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!
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Alice Mwikali
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Jul 5, 2015
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Hellen Nduta
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Jun 30, 2015
Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜
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Rose Lowassa
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Jun 30, 2015
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
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Nyota
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Jun 23, 2015
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Tambwe
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Jun 22, 2015
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖
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Omar
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Jun 17, 2015
The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼
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Paul Kamau
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Jun 16, 2015
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
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Bernard Oduor
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Jun 3, 2015
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Joy Wacera
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May 31, 2015
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Amina
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May 29, 2015
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Nashon
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May 28, 2015
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
May 23, 2015
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Frank Macha
Guest
May 17, 2015
🤣 Sending this now!
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Shabani
Guest
May 14, 2015
The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴
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Zulekha
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May 4, 2015
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Monica Adhiambo
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Apr 3, 2015
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
