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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 21, 2015
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Dec 8, 2015
Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? ๐ฆธโโ๏ธโค๏ธ
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Sharifa
Guest
Dec 6, 2015
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! ๐งฆโณ
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Lucy Wangui
Guest
Dec 5, 2015
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! ๐๐ต๏ธโโ๏ธ
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Mchawi
Guest
Nov 28, 2015
Whatโs brown and sticky? A stick! ๐ฟ๐
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Patrick Akech
Guest
Nov 24, 2015
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
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Shamsa
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! ๐ โฝ
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Abdillah
Guest
Nov 14, 2015
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. ๐ช๐
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Nov 10, 2015
๐ Iโm bookmarking this for later!
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 23, 2015
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. ๐ฆ๐ด
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Peter Otieno
Guest
Oct 21, 2015
I feel like I should clean the house, so Iโm going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. ๐งน๐
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Kiza
Guest
Oct 17, 2015
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
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Sultan
Guest
Oct 15, 2015
๐ Iโm literally in stitches right now!
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Arifa
Guest
Oct 11, 2015
๐ What a joke!
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 4, 2015
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐๐ฅ
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Hekima
Guest
Sep 30, 2015
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Umi
Guest
Sep 19, 2015
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ๐๐
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Mariam Kawawa
Guest
Sep 13, 2015
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
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Betty Cheruiyot
Guest
Sep 12, 2015
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐๐ช
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John Mushi
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! โฐ
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Nuru
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
I have a degree in sarcasm. ๐๐
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Sep 4, 2015
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. ๐ฅถ๐ฐ
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Grace Minja
Guest
Sep 1, 2015
I canโt adult today. Please donโt make me adult. ๐ฌ๐งธ
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Josephine
Guest
Aug 29, 2015
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. ๐คฆโโ๏ธ๐คฃ
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Husna
Guest
Aug 17, 2015
I donโt care if the glass is half full or half empty. Iโm just glad itโs not a shot glass. ๐ฅ๐น
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Mchuma
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Aug 16, 2015
If Monday had a face, Iโd punch it. ๐ฅ๐
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Raha
Guest
Aug 15, 2015
If my jeans could talk, theyโd say, 'Stop eating!' ๐๐
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 14, 2015
Iโd rather be someoneโs shot of whiskey than everyoneโs cup of tea. ๐ฅโ
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
Aug 12, 2015
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐ช
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Aug 11, 2015
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. ๐๐ฌ
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Shamim
Guest
Jul 21, 2015
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. ๐ก๐ด
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Amani
Guest
Jul 13, 2015
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Jul 2, 2015
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Whereโs my tractor? ๐๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 28, 2015
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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George Ndungu
Guest
Jun 22, 2015
This joke was on point! Love it! ๐ฏ
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Janet Mbithe
Guest
Jun 19, 2015
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
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James Malima
Guest
Jun 17, 2015
I donโt need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ๐
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Rabia
Guest
Jun 10, 2015
I'd agree with you, but then weโd both be wrong. ๐ค๐คทโโ๏ธ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Jun 9, 2015
I canโt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatโs seven years in a row now. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐
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Edward Lowassa
Guest
Jun 4, 2015
Iโm not overweight. Iโm just under-tall. ๐๏ธโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Habiba
Guest
May 26, 2015
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. ๐ค๐
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James Malima
Guest
May 25, 2015
Whatโs the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! ๐ช๐
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Patrick Akech
Guest
May 20, 2015
Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. ๐๐ญ
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
May 11, 2015
I had my patience tested. Iโm negative. ๐โณ
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Elijah Mutua
Guest
May 4, 2015
๐ Laughing so hard right now!
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Apr 26, 2015
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! ๐๐
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Apr 23, 2015
๐คฃ This one got me good!
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Masika
Guest
Apr 21, 2015
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐๐ผ
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Apr 15, 2015
Absolutely hilarious! Canโt get enough! ๐
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Josephine
Guest
Apr 14, 2015
How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐คง
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Vincent Mwangangi
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Why donโt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! ๐ฆด๐
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John Mushi
Guest
Apr 12, 2015
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! ๐๐คฃ
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Apr 9, 2015
I havenโt lost my mind. Itโs backed up on a hard drive somewhere. ๐พ๐คฏ
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Mar 27, 2015
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Selemani
Guest
Mar 21, 2015
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what Iโm doing. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ด
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Mustafa
Guest
Mar 18, 2015
Dieting is wishful shrinking. ๐ฉ๐
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Mar 17, 2015
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. ๐๐งน
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Mar 13, 2015
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Faiza
Guest
Mar 7, 2015
I donโt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. ๐คฏ๐คช