Short Answer: Because the trees can't stop s-๐ตhakin' it off! ๐ณ๐ถ
Explanation: The forest is so noisy because the trees are constantly swaying and rustling their leaves, as if they're dancing to their own beat. Just like Taylor Swift's catchy song "Shake It Off," the trees in the forest can't resist grooving to nature's rhythm, creating a symphony of sound. So, next time you're in the woods, remember to join the party and dance along with the noisy forest! ๐๐ณ๐
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on September 11, 2024
I like long walksโespecially when theyโre taken by people who annoy me. ๐ถโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on September 9, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. โฌ ๏ธ๐งญ
Shabani (Guest) on August 30, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
Abdullah (Guest) on August 29, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ๐๐
Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 25, 2024
Iโm not lazy, Iโm on energy-saving mode. ๐ค๐
Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 20, 2024
Iโve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnโt say that' to 'What the heck, letโs see what happens'. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐คญ
Rukia (Guest) on August 19, 2024
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! ๐ฆ๐
Mariam (Guest) on August 18, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. โณ๐โโ๏ธ
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on August 17, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Youโre too young to smoke! ๐ ๐ญ
Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 15, 2024
Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! ๐ป๐
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 14, 2024
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Chris Okello (Guest) on August 5, 2024
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. โ๏ธ๐ฐ
Abdillah (Guest) on July 31, 2024
Why donโt skeletons go to scary movies? They donโt have the guts! ๐๐ฌ
John Malisa (Guest) on July 29, 2024
Iโm not procrastinating, Iโm just on a procrastination break. โณ๐
Yusuf (Guest) on July 28, 2024
Iโm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? ๐๐ง
Mwajuma (Guest) on July 27, 2024
I dusted once. It came back. Iโm not falling for that again. ๐งน๐
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 13, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. ๐ป๐๏ธ
Ruth Kibona (Guest) on June 30, 2024
I wasnโt born to 'just get things done'โI was born to confuse people with my nonsense. ๐คฏ๐คช
Chum (Guest) on June 23, 2024
Iโm on the gin and tonic diet. So far, Iโve lost two days. ๐ธ๐
Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! โณโ๏ธ
Warda (Guest) on June 19, 2024
Whatโs Beethovenโs favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! ๐น๐
Sekela (Guest) on June 16, 2024
This just made my coffee break so much better! โ๐
Mustafa (Guest) on May 30, 2024
Why donโt some fish play piano? Because you canโt tuna fish! ๐๐น
Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 10, 2024
๐คฃ Didnโt see it coming!
Ann Wambui (Guest) on May 7, 2024
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeรฑo business! ๐ถ๏ธ๐คญ
Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 3, 2024
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐คจ
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on April 29, 2024
I donโt procrastinate; I reschedule. ๐๏ธ๐
Hamida (Guest) on April 25, 2024
My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. ๐๏ธ๐ญ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on April 17, 2024
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐โ๏ธ
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on March 24, 2024
I could give up chocolate, but Iโm not a quitter. ๐ซ๐ช
Mwanajuma (Guest) on March 23, 2024
Iโm on a 24-hour coffee break. โโณ
David Nyerere (Guest) on March 22, 2024
Why couldnโt the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! ๐๐
Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 10, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 8, 2024
I donโt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. โ๐
Mwanaisha (Guest) on February 21, 2024
๐ Needed this laugh, thanks!
Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on February 18, 2024
Why donโt basketball players ever go on vacation? Theyโre afraid of traveling! ๐โ๏ธ
Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2024
๐คฃ That punchline was unexpected!
Brian Karanja (Guest) on February 17, 2024
Donโt give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! ๐ด๐ค
Selemani (Guest) on February 11, 2024
Whatโs a vampireโs favorite fruit? A blood orange! ๐งโโ๏ธ๐
Victor Kimario (Guest) on February 4, 2024
Iโd agree with you but then weโd both be wrong. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
Anna Malela (Guest) on February 2, 2024
Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldnโt see himself doing it! ๐ป๐ซ
Maida (Guest) on February 1, 2024
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! ๐โค๏ธ
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 29, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค
Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on January 29, 2024
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? โฒ๏ธ๐ฝ๏ธ
Selemani (Guest) on January 14, 2024
๐ Iโm still chuckling at this!
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on December 29, 2023
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know Iโm not dead. ๐๏ธ๐
Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on December 26, 2023
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐๐ฆท
Hassan (Guest) on December 21, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 19, 2023
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! ๐๐๏ธ
James Kawawa (Guest) on December 11, 2023
๐คฃ Iโm literally dying of laughter!
Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on December 3, 2023
Iโm so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. ๐ด๐
Zulekha (Guest) on November 22, 2023
๐ Iโm seriously crying over here!
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on November 13, 2023
Iโm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. โณ๐
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 18, 2023
Iโm on a 30-day diet. So far, Iโve lost 15 days. ๐๏ธ๐
Josephine Nduta (Guest) on October 18, 2023
I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. ๐ป๐ฃ๏ธ
George Ndungu (Guest) on October 11, 2023
๐ Can't stop laughing!
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on September 30, 2023
If weโre not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? ๐ง๐
George Wanjala (Guest) on September 29, 2023
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. ๐๐ด
Stephen Malecela (Guest) on September 29, 2023
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ปโโ๏ธ๐
Joy Wacera (Guest) on September 22, 2023
Iโm not bossy, I just have better ideas. ๐ก๐