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Maida
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Sep 25, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Abubakari
Guest
Sep 23, 2024
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓
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Mary Kendi
Guest
Sep 16, 2024
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Shamim
Guest
Sep 8, 2024
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔
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Margaret Anyango
Guest
Aug 31, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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George Ndungu
Guest
Aug 15, 2024
I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
Aug 10, 2024
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍♂️🍔
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Sarah Karani
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 28, 2024
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️
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Jaffar
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Sekela
Guest
Jul 16, 2024
Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎
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Amina
Guest
Jul 11, 2024
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔
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Mjaka
Guest
Jun 19, 2024
What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴♀️😴
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!
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Alex Nakitare
Guest
May 27, 2024
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Miriam Mchome
Guest
May 26, 2024
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Edwin Ndambuki
Guest
May 24, 2024
Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒
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Mzee
Guest
May 23, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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James Kimani
Guest
May 11, 2024
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Makame
Guest
May 4, 2024
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪
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Maida
Guest
Apr 26, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Apr 16, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Abubakar
Guest
Apr 12, 2024
What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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John Malisa
Guest
Apr 2, 2024
😄 Perfect joke!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwagonda
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
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Mchawi
Guest
Mar 22, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Mar 18, 2024
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆
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John Mushi
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Nashon
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸♂️
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Biashara
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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James Malima
Guest
Feb 17, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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David Musyoka
Guest
Feb 9, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Latifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Jabir
Guest
Jan 8, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Mazrui
Guest
Dec 23, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Maida
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Zainab
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
🤣 Didn’t see it coming!
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Hawa
Guest
Nov 10, 2023
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Nov 8, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Edith Cherotich
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
Oct 8, 2023
Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒
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Yahya
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️♂️
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Jane Malecela
Guest
Oct 6, 2023
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼
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Mwafirika
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻
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Ann Wambui
Guest
Sep 20, 2023
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Monica Nyalandu
Guest
Sep 19, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Joyce Aoko
Guest
Sep 16, 2023
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Sep 13, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Mary Mrope
Guest
Sep 1, 2023
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻
