Short Answer: Because it had a head start! 🏃♂️🥬
Explanation: The answer plays on the double meaning of "head," as both a part of the cabbage and a term used to describe an advantage at the beginning of a race. By using a pun, the answer creates a light-hearted and humorous tone. The emoji adds an extra touch of playfulness to the response.
Kiza (Guest) on September 20, 2024
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on September 1, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 20, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
Kheri (Guest) on August 13, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
Charles Wafula (Guest) on August 7, 2024
I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸♂️🦇
Amani (Guest) on August 1, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
Fatuma (Guest) on July 27, 2024
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on July 23, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
Nora Lowassa (Guest) on July 18, 2024
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅♂️
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 8, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on June 22, 2024
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 21, 2024
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
Jane Muthui (Guest) on June 20, 2024
😆 That punchline was epic!
Ndoto (Guest) on June 17, 2024
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
Salima (Guest) on June 13, 2024
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
Margaret Anyango (Guest) on June 10, 2024
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on June 8, 2024
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
Nancy Kabura (Guest) on May 31, 2024
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
Shamim (Guest) on May 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛♂️
Aziza (Guest) on May 7, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜
Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 2, 2024
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸
Issa (Guest) on May 1, 2024
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
Abdillah (Guest) on April 13, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
Hashim (Guest) on April 12, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on April 10, 2024
Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯♂️
Mwachumu (Guest) on April 2, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
Yusuf (Guest) on March 30, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 20, 2024
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️
Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on March 20, 2024
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 17, 2024
I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 15, 2024
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴☠️🎶
Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 14, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷♂️🤔
Omar (Guest) on March 6, 2024
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on February 17, 2024
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 12, 2024
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
Mary Mrope (Guest) on February 10, 2024
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
David Chacha (Guest) on February 9, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Victor Kamau (Guest) on February 4, 2024
Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬
Halimah (Guest) on February 1, 2024
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆
Wande (Guest) on January 28, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺
Rubea (Guest) on January 24, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
John Lissu (Guest) on January 15, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
Yusuf (Guest) on January 12, 2024
I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷♂️😎
Ndoto (Guest) on January 9, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅
Martin Otieno (Guest) on January 3, 2024
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 26, 2023
😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!
George Ndungu (Guest) on December 20, 2023
😆 Saving this one!
Zulekha (Guest) on December 17, 2023
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 15, 2023
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗
Rubea (Guest) on December 10, 2023
Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷
Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 1, 2023
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
Arifa (Guest) on November 26, 2023
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶
Mwagonda (Guest) on November 26, 2023
I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅
Agnes Njeri (Guest) on November 21, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 16, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
Betty Kimaro (Guest) on November 9, 2023
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
Bakari (Guest) on November 5, 2023
Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌
Hashim (Guest) on November 4, 2023
😅 I needed that!
Omar (Guest) on October 17, 2023
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 8, 2023
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬