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Sharifa
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Sep 19, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Jamal
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Sep 18, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Halima
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Sep 4, 2024
I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Aug 27, 2024
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸♂️😎
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Kheri
Guest
Aug 24, 2024
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Makame
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️
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Mtumwa
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Issack
Guest
Jul 14, 2024
😂 I’m seriously crying over here!
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Mwakisu
Guest
Jul 9, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Charles Mboje
Guest
Jun 24, 2024
Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏
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Mhina
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
😄 You got me good!
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Charles Wafula
Guest
Jun 14, 2024
What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Charles Mboje
Guest
May 26, 2024
In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆♂️😂
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Warda
Guest
May 21, 2024
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴
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Anthony Kariuki
Guest
Apr 14, 2024
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Alice Jebet
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨💼
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Zainab
Guest
Apr 6, 2024
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴☠️📚
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Rose Lowassa
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍♀️🔵
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮♀️
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Salum
Guest
Mar 19, 2024
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 14, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Josephine
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Mhina
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚
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Alex Nyamweya
Guest
Feb 29, 2024
Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Feb 28, 2024
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Issack
Guest
Feb 25, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷♀️
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George Wanjala
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Amani
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄
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Hassan
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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Athumani
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛♂️🍊
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Victor Malima
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼
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Ann Awino
Guest
Jan 18, 2024
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Jan 11, 2024
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Nora Lowassa
Guest
Dec 28, 2023
I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Jabir
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Kiza
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️♂️🤏
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Janet Mwikali
Guest
Dec 6, 2023
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Chris Okello
Guest
Dec 4, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Issa
Guest
Nov 29, 2023
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Baridi
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Maneno
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦
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Alice Wanjiru
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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David Musyoka
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅
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Azima
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄
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Tambwe
Guest
Nov 2, 2023
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Mazrui
Guest
Nov 1, 2023
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Mary Kidata
Guest
Oct 26, 2023
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Josephine
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️
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Sarah Mbise
Guest
Oct 18, 2023
😆 This one really got me!
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Oct 9, 2023
I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
