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Mary Sokoine
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Sep 22, 2024
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Ann Wambui
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Sep 13, 2024
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Nora Lowassa
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Sep 9, 2024
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Mwanajuma
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Sep 8, 2024
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️
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Alice Mrema
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Sep 6, 2024
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Aug 28, 2024
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Catherine Mkumbo
Guest
Aug 20, 2024
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Aug 14, 2024
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷♂️😂
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Aug 2, 2024
Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨💼
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Selemani
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪
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Janet Sumaye
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
😂 This is a keeper!
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 19, 2024
When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡
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Nassor
Guest
Jul 15, 2024
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶♂️
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Maimuna
Guest
Jul 10, 2024
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Neema
Guest
Jun 22, 2024
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Dorothy Nkya
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
🤣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Zakaria
Guest
Jun 8, 2024
😅 I needed that laugh!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Sumaya
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻❄️🏠
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Kheri
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋
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Kiza
Guest
May 30, 2024
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Hawa
Guest
May 15, 2024
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶
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George Tenga
Guest
May 14, 2024
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Agnes Sumaye
Guest
May 6, 2024
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Mustafa
Guest
Apr 27, 2024
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛♂️🧄
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Leila
Guest
Apr 20, 2024
Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄
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Shamim
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Mar 29, 2024
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Grace Njuguna
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Agnes Njeri
Guest
Feb 27, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 22, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Azima
Guest
Feb 21, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Arifa
Guest
Feb 7, 2024
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Samuel Omondi
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛♂️✉️
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Joseph Kiwanga
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁
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Betty Akinyi
Guest
Jan 27, 2024
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤
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Mwafirika
Guest
Jan 26, 2024
What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴☠️🌊
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Masika
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Victor Mwalimu
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️♂️😆
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jan 21, 2024
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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George Wanjala
Guest
Jan 20, 2024
😆 Can’t stop laughing!
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Omar
Guest
Jan 19, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Anna Mchome
Guest
Jan 16, 2024
😆 Rolling on the floor!
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Mwanaidi
Guest
Jan 9, 2024
What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴
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Moses Mwita
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸♀️😅
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Elizabeth Mrope
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Dec 30, 2023
Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇♀️😆
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Dec 25, 2023
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴
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Maneno
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Dec 11, 2023
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋♀️
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂
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Husna
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔
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Patrick Kidata
Guest
Nov 23, 2023
😂 I can’t stop laughing!
