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Charles Mchome
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Sep 23, 2024
Why donβt skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! π¦΄π
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Margaret Mahiga
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Sep 21, 2024
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
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Samson Tibaijuka
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Sep 18, 2024
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! πβοΈ
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Mercy Atieno
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Sep 14, 2024
Thereβs no 'we' in fries. ππ€¨
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Zawadi
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Sep 7, 2024
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. π°π€£
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Sharifa
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Sep 7, 2024
When I said Iβd do it later, I didnβt mean tomorrow. I meant next year. π
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Nuru
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Sep 1, 2024
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite exercise? The plank! π΄ββ οΈπ¦΅
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Mary Njeri
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Aug 28, 2024
I donβt need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. ποΈπββοΈ
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Ruth Kibona
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Aug 18, 2024
I love sarcasm. Itβs like punching people in the face, but with words. ππ¬
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Hamida
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Jul 28, 2024
My dream job would be the karma delivery person. ππ
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Juma
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Jul 14, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ππ₯
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Juma
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Jun 25, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
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Joseph Kitine
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Jun 23, 2024
Itβs okay if you donβt like me. Not everyone has good taste. ππ
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Sharon Kibiru
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Jun 14, 2024
π Instant mood boost!
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Rukia
Guest
May 28, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! π¨βπΎπ
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Mwagonda
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May 21, 2024
I'm not lazy; Iβm just highly motivated to do nothing. ποΈπ
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Mariam Kawawa
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May 15, 2024
Why donβt vampires like garlic? Itβs a pain in the neck! π§ββοΈπ§
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Mwinyi
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Apr 26, 2024
My alone time is for everyoneβs safety. π·π
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Daniel Obura
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Apr 24, 2024
Why donβt you write with a broken pencil? Because itβs pointless! βοΈπ
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Kassim
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Apr 24, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! π€£
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Wande
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because theyβre always stuffed! π§Έπ½οΈ
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Elijah Mutua
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Apr 18, 2024
I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. π»ποΈ
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Rubea
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Apr 11, 2024
Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? π
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James Kawawa
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Feb 27, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! π€π
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Monica Lissu
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Feb 24, 2024
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βοΈπ§΅
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George Mallya
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Feb 12, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. πͺπ
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Shabani
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Feb 11, 2024
Monday should be optional. π΄β³
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Mchawi
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Feb 6, 2024
Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. π
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Mary Kendi
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Feb 4, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ππ
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George Tenga
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Jan 24, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. ππ¬
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Wande
Guest
Jan 24, 2024
If my jeans could talk, theyβd say, 'Stop eating!' ππ
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John Mwangi
Guest
Jan 22, 2024
I'd agree with you, but then weβd both be wrong. π€π€·ββοΈ
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Patrick Mutua
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Jan 18, 2024
π Iβm still laughing, canβt stop!
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David Nyerere
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Jan 2, 2024
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! ππ
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Chum
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Dec 31, 2023
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! πΌοΈπ¨
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Jane Muthoni
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Dec 27, 2023
Why was the math book always confused? It couldnβt figure anything out! ππ€·ββοΈ
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Betty Akinyi
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Dec 25, 2023
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! β°
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Issa
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Dec 22, 2023
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. π·π
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Josephine Nekesa
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Dec 13, 2023
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. β³πββοΈ
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Francis Njeru
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Nov 29, 2023
Iβm not late. Iβm just very early for tomorrow. β°π
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Omari
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Nov 20, 2023
π You got me!
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Sekela
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Nov 8, 2023
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ππΆ
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Ahmed
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Nov 8, 2023
π This joke just made my day!
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Alice Mrema
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
π Iβm completely obsessed with this!
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Vincent Mwangangi
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Oct 26, 2023
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! πβΈοΈ
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Rahma
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Oct 25, 2023
I donβt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. π€·ββοΈπ
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Edward Chepkoech
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Oct 23, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns donβt work! ππ
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Monica Adhiambo
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Oct 19, 2023
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πΈπ
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Khatib
Guest
Oct 16, 2023
π Totally hilarious!
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Oct 2, 2023
Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. ποΈπ΄
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Alice Wanjiru
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Oct 1, 2023
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! π π«
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Sep 28, 2023
π This one really got me!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 25, 2023
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ππ·
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Nasra
Guest
Sep 23, 2023
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ππ΄
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Hekima
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Sep 16, 2023
This joke is going straight to my favorites! π
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Mwafirika
Guest
Sep 14, 2023
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donβt know Y. π π€
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Lydia Mzindakaya
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Sep 13, 2023
This one really got me, what a punchline! π
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Victor Kimario
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Sep 6, 2023
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Iβm still laughing!
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Lucy Mahiga
Guest
Sep 4, 2023
If you canβt handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. ππ€―
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Aug 28, 2023
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. π
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