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David Chacha
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Sep 24, 2024
Why donโt mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! ๐๏ธโ๏ธ
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Nancy Kabura
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Sep 12, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐๐ฆถ
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Warda
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Sep 8, 2024
I donโt need a mood ring; I have a face. ๐๐ฌ
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Abdillah
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Sep 6, 2024
I run like the winded. ๐โโ๏ธ๐ฎโ๐จ
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Kijakazi
Guest
Sep 1, 2024
Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! ๐๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Life is too short to wear boring socks. ๐งฆ๐
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Ali
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Aug 9, 2024
I donโt know how to act my age because Iโve never been this age before. ๐ค๐
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Khatib
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! ๐๐ฅ
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Victor Kimario
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
Dear sleep, Iโm sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! ๐ด๐
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Husna
Guest
Jul 30, 2024
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! ๐ผ๏ธ๐จ
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Diana Mumbua
Guest
Jul 29, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! ๐ฅท๐
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Grace Mligo
Guest
Jul 23, 2024
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐ค
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Baraka
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. ๐ด๐ค
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Jul 22, 2024
Haha, this joke is a keeper! ๐
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I donโt know Y. ๐ ๐ค
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Victor Kamau
Guest
Jul 17, 2024
Iโve got to remember this one for later! ๐
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Michael Onyango
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! ๐๐ฆ
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Jul 1, 2024
๐ Sharing right away!
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Rose Mwinuka
Guest
Jun 26, 2024
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. ๐ฆธโโ๏ธ๐
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Josephine Nduta
Guest
Jun 17, 2024
๐ Too good!
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Susan Wangari
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
I canโt believe how funny this is! ๐
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Peter Tibaijuka
Guest
Jun 10, 2024
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐ก๐
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I put my phone in airplane mode, but itโs not flying! โ๏ธ๐ฑ
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Masika
Guest
May 31, 2024
This joke just made my dayโhilarious! ๐คฃ
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Mohamed
Guest
May 30, 2024
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! ๐๐ท
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Moses Kipkemboi
Guest
May 21, 2024
I donโt make mistakes. I date them. ๐๐
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Apr 22, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, Iโd be rich... and probably still hungry. ๐๐ต
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Mtumwa
Guest
Apr 10, 2024
๐คฃ This oneโs fire!
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Patrick Mutua
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
If Cinderellaโs shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? ๐ ๐ค
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Emily Chepngeno
Guest
Apr 9, 2024
Whatโs a pirateโs favorite exercise? The plank! ๐ดโโ ๏ธ๐ฆต
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Abdullah
Guest
Apr 7, 2024
๐ This is a keeper!
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Sarah Achieng
Guest
Mar 28, 2024
I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? ๐๐ค
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
You know youโre an adult when you get excited about things like โcleaning supplies.โ ๐งผ๐
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Hashim
Guest
Mar 25, 2024
๐ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Lucy Kimotho
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. ๐ง๐ฅ
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Maimuna
Guest
Mar 23, 2024
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! โ๐งโโ๏ธ
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Shani
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
๐ Iโm dying over here!
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Mar 11, 2024
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! ๐ป๐บ
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Martin Otieno
Guest
Mar 7, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. ๐ก๐
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Joy Wacera
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
My alone time is for everyoneโs safety. ๐ท๐
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Habiba
Guest
Mar 5, 2024
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. ๐๐
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Yahya
Guest
Feb 23, 2024
I donโt have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐คทโโ๏ธ๐
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Rehema
Guest
Feb 10, 2024
Iโm not weird, Iโm limited edition. ๐ฆ๐
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Chris Okello
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
If at first, you donโt succeed, then skydiving definitely isnโt for you. ๐ชโ
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Shabani
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! ๐ธ๐ก
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Mwachumu
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
Sorry, I canโt come to the phone right now. Iโm busy being fabulous. ๐๐
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Josephine
Guest
Dec 10, 2023
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! ๐ง๐
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Fadhili
Guest
Dec 8, 2023
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. ๐๐ฌ
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Rehema
Guest
Nov 21, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. ๐ฐ๐
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Lydia Mzindakaya
Guest
Nov 16, 2023
Iโm on a whiskey diet. Iโve lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐
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Lydia Wanyama
Guest
Nov 14, 2023
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. ๐ง๐คฒ
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Lucy Mushi
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
Thereโs no 'we' in fries. ๐๐ซ
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Nov 11, 2023
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. ๐๐งโโ๏ธ
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
Nov 4, 2023
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ๐๐ด
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Josephine Nekesa
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
Iโm sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? ๐๐ฌ
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Irene Akoth
Guest
Oct 25, 2023
Iโm not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐ง ๐คฏ
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David Ochieng
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐ฅ๐ฐ๏ธ
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Sharon Kibiru
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! ๐ป๐ฌ
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Fredrick Mutiso
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I was having a bad day until I read this! ๐
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Sarafina
Guest
Oct 10, 2023
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. ๐ง๐ค