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Mwanaidi
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Sep 16, 2024
How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉
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Stephen Amollo
Guest
Sep 9, 2024
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Sep 6, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Paul Kamau
Guest
Sep 3, 2024
I run like the winded. 🏃♀️😮💨
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Kevin Maina
Guest
Aug 16, 2024
Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏
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Elizabeth Malima
Guest
Aug 8, 2024
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Benjamin Kibicho
Guest
Aug 3, 2024
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Kahina
Guest
Jul 25, 2024
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Diana Mallya
Guest
Jul 21, 2024
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Jul 4, 2024
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Jun 23, 2024
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Jun 13, 2024
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷♂️
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Nora Kidata
Guest
Jun 12, 2024
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Baraka
Guest
Jun 11, 2024
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Mgeni
Guest
Jun 6, 2024
If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆
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Khadija
Guest
Jun 4, 2024
I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂
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James Kimani
Guest
Jun 3, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Elizabeth Mrema
Guest
May 31, 2024
Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵
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Francis Mtangi
Guest
May 30, 2024
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Kassim
Guest
May 28, 2024
Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
May 27, 2024
Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌
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Ibrahim
Guest
May 23, 2024
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Andrew Mchome
Guest
May 19, 2024
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸♂️💪
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Fatuma
Guest
Apr 19, 2024
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Daudi
Guest
Apr 18, 2024
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Apr 15, 2024
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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James Malima
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Apr 4, 2024
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋
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Hamida
Guest
Mar 26, 2024
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Issack
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂
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Rose Amukowa
Guest
Mar 12, 2024
That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅
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Joseph Mallya
Guest
Mar 10, 2024
What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬
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Andrew Odhiambo
Guest
Feb 24, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Tabu
Guest
Feb 14, 2024
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃
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Linda Karimi
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨⚖️👔
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 3, 2024
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯♂️
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Zakia
Guest
Jan 17, 2024
🤣 That punchline was unexpected!
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Hellen Nduta
Guest
Jan 3, 2024
My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂
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Abubakari
Guest
Jan 1, 2024
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Issa
Guest
Dec 19, 2023
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Mercy Atieno
Guest
Dec 15, 2023
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Jaffar
Guest
Dec 12, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Aziza
Guest
Dec 3, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Abubakari
Guest
Nov 30, 2023
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
😃 Mood instantly lifted!
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David Chacha
Guest
Nov 17, 2023
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂
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Janet Wambura
Guest
Nov 15, 2023
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷♀️
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Faiza
Guest
Nov 13, 2023
You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥
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Shukuru
Guest
Nov 3, 2023
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Tabu
Guest
Oct 27, 2023
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Mary Njeri
Guest
Oct 20, 2023
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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Christopher Oloo
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂
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Rubea
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Simon Kiprono
Guest
Sep 18, 2023
I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖
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Michael Mboya
Guest
Sep 11, 2023
I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴
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Farida
Guest
Aug 30, 2023
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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Alice Mwikali
Guest
Aug 22, 2023
Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱
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Latifa
Guest
Aug 19, 2023
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
