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Mwanaidi
Guest
Sep 24, 2024
If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴
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Brian Karanja
Guest
Sep 4, 2024
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Shabani
Guest
Aug 21, 2024
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟
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Elizabeth Mrope
Guest
Aug 5, 2024
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Azima
Guest
Jul 27, 2024
What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋
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Dorothy Mwakalindile
Guest
Jul 24, 2024
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕
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Mariam Hassan
Guest
Jul 20, 2024
Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️
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Philip Nyaga
Guest
Jul 18, 2024
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨🌾🏆
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Lydia Mutheu
Guest
Jun 29, 2024
I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳
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Khalifa
Guest
Jun 18, 2024
Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥
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Stephen Mushi
Guest
Jun 16, 2024
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Jun 7, 2024
I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆
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James Kawawa
Guest
Jun 5, 2024
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Peter Mbise
Guest
May 29, 2024
What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰
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Biashara
Guest
May 5, 2024
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌
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Jacob Kiplangat
Guest
May 2, 2024
🤣 Pure genius!
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Halima
Guest
May 1, 2024
What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Apr 5, 2024
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Stephen Kangethe
Guest
Apr 3, 2024
Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍♂️🤷♀️
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Jafari
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣
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Rehema
Guest
Mar 24, 2024
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Victor Sokoine
Guest
Mar 21, 2024
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Isaac Kiptoo
Guest
Mar 20, 2024
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟♂️🌾
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Mar 15, 2024
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Yusra
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
😆 Saving this one!
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Latifa
Guest
Mar 9, 2024
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Thomas Mtaki
Guest
Mar 4, 2024
I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃♂️
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Feb 20, 2024
Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰
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Rose Waithera
Guest
Feb 18, 2024
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Charles Mchome
Guest
Feb 13, 2024
I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩💼
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Bernard Oduor
Guest
Feb 6, 2024
Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨
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Rose Kiwanga
Guest
Feb 5, 2024
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Samuel Were
Guest
Feb 1, 2024
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Anna Mahiga
Guest
Jan 30, 2024
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶
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Anna Kibwana
Guest
Jan 28, 2024
Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍
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Fikiri
Guest
Jan 12, 2024
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Nicholas Wanjohi
Guest
Jan 6, 2024
😆 Bookmarking this!
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Catherine Naliaka
Guest
Jan 4, 2024
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Hamida
Guest
Jan 2, 2024
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴
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Ruth Kibona
Guest
Dec 24, 2023
🤣 This one got me good!
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Lydia Mahiga
Guest
Dec 21, 2023
Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉
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Daniel Obura
Guest
Dec 18, 2023
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Irene Makena
Guest
Dec 13, 2023
What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Dec 7, 2023
I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳
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Violet Mumo
Guest
Nov 27, 2023
Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀
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Francis Njeru
Guest
Nov 25, 2023
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Josephine
Guest
Nov 24, 2023
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mchuma
Guest
Nov 22, 2023
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔
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Esther Cheruiyot
Guest
Nov 20, 2023
How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂
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Selemani
Guest
Oct 31, 2023
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 29, 2023
What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨
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Mwajuma
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆
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John Lissu
Guest
Oct 21, 2023
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Mjaka
Guest
Oct 17, 2023
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Shamim
Guest
Oct 15, 2023
I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶♂️😜
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Mwanais
Guest
Oct 13, 2023
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃♂️
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Joseph Kitine
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
😁 Best laugh of the day!
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Latifa
Guest
Oct 7, 2023
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Henry Mollel
Guest
Oct 5, 2023
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
