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What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:31💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
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Answer: Shamp-boo! 🧟‍♂️💆‍♀️

Explanation: Ghosts use shamp-boo, a spooky shampoo made especially for spectral strands! Since they don't have physical bodies, they don't need regular shampoo like us humans do. Instead, they rely on the magically ghostly powers of shamp-boo to keep their ghostly locks looking fabulous. It's a hair-raising and boo-tiful way to stay clean! 👻💁‍♂️

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Daniel Obura2021-12-13 09:37:37
I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂
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Rehema2021-11-23 20:57:18
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄
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Mwanaidha2021-11-16 23:53:32
Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔
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Jane Muthoni2021-11-07 12:41:13
How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️
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Grace Majaliwa2021-10-30 18:03:51
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Saidi2021-10-29 21:10:42
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Faiza2021-10-27 20:33:36
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱
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David Kawawa2021-10-10 18:20:34
What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋
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Samson Mahiga2021-10-07 19:27:59
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬
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Elizabeth Malima2021-10-03 20:58:40
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Benjamin Masanja2021-10-01 08:10:31
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Kassim2021-09-28 12:44:11
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣
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Janet Mbithe2021-09-26 18:21:28
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Robert Ndunguru2021-09-17 13:43:53
😃 Instant mood boost!
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Raha2021-09-17 09:08:11
😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!
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Hassan2021-09-14 07:06:32
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️
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Victor Mwalimu2021-09-09 00:57:14
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Victor Kimario2021-08-28 08:24:06
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Lucy Mahiga2021-08-23 14:38:52
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Mashaka2021-08-18 23:05:04
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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