What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Lucy Mushi2022-02-24 03:31:26
πŸ˜„ Too good!
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Betty Akinyi2022-02-24 02:40:15
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🀯
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Monica Lissu2022-02-22 03:12:12
πŸ˜‚ Can’t wait to share this!
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Wilson Ombati2022-02-15 13:56:24
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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Mwajabu2022-02-05 03:39:19
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! β›„πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈ
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Grace Mligo2022-01-20 07:46:30
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! πŸ€§πŸ’ƒ
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George Wanjala2022-01-11 19:33:46
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. πŸ’ΎπŸ€―
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Wande2022-01-06 12:38:19
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Frank Macha2022-01-03 21:22:27
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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Emily Chepngeno2021-12-21 15:11:06
If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. πŸ«πŸ™‹β€β™€οΈ
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Sumaya2021-12-15 20:25:09
I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! πŸ“–πŸ˜†
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Sharon Kibiru2021-12-14 07:07:55
I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. β˜•πŸƒβ€β™‚οΈ
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Charles Mrope2021-12-09 08:02:08
😁 Added to my favorites!
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Sarah Mbise2021-12-08 01:58:03
πŸ˜‚ I’m saving this one!
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Rahim2021-12-06 21:36:05
I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€­
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Moses Mwita2021-12-04 22:02:10
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Michael Onyango2021-11-28 07:12:21
I can’t cook, but I can follow directionsβ€”so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. πŸ³πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ
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Yahya2021-11-15 22:55:42
I need six months of vacation, twice a year. πŸ–οΈπŸ˜‚
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Rose Lowassa2021-11-14 08:34:32
πŸ˜† I’m literally in stitches right now!
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Victor Sokoine2021-11-06 13:23:30
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·