What kind of music do mummies like best?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:09πŸ’¬ 615 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Mummies love rap music! 🎀πŸ”₯

Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! πŸ˜„πŸ•ΊπŸ”₯

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Muslima2022-05-09 01:07:55
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. πŸ’΅πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈ
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Josephine Nekesa2022-05-07 07:16:38
This joke deserves an award! πŸ†
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David Chacha2022-05-04 18:09:45
What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! πŸš—πŸ₯š
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Samson Mahiga2022-04-18 10:43:39
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Peter Mugendi2022-04-12 23:09:00
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈπŸ€£
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Mohamed2022-04-11 08:50:46
I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎀🎢
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George Tenga2022-04-09 10:02:55
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
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Elizabeth Mtei2022-04-07 19:22:00
I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. πŸ’‘πŸ˜΄
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Susan Wangari2022-04-04 12:20:27
🀣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Monica Lissu2022-04-01 02:21:19
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! πŸΈπŸš—
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George Ndungu2022-03-30 01:58:29
Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? βœ‚οΈπŸ§΅
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Khamis2022-03-26 14:13:46
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
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Juma2022-03-23 01:06:49
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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Carol Nyakio2022-03-20 18:28:28
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! πŸŽˆβ„οΈ
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Frank Macha2022-02-24 12:15:50
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ“š
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Ndoto2022-02-23 20:31:53
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Thomas Mtaki2022-02-19 04:56:11
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! πŸ’€πŸ–
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Hellen Nduta2022-02-17 19:04:42
I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…
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Abubakar2022-02-08 19:59:57
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ€•πŸ 
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Amani2022-02-07 21:04:43
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! πŸ˜„