What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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