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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:28💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day?
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What did the squirrel give for Valentine’s Day? 🐿️❤️ A nutty love letter! 💌🥜

Explanation: This funny answer plays on the squirrel's love for nuts and their habit of hoarding them. Instead of giving a traditional Valentine's Day gift, the squirrel surprises their partner with a hilarious twist, a heartfelt love letter filled with nutty puns! 🐿️❤️💌🥜

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David Sokoine2022-07-22 05:16:50
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼
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Neema2022-07-21 08:56:23
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆
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Charles Mrope2022-07-17 06:29:20
What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥
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Alice Mrema2022-07-06 01:44:28
Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠
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Mwakisu2022-06-26 07:52:52
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Rose Amukowa2022-06-22 06:34:50
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️
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Mwachumu2022-06-09 08:31:27
😂 I’m dying!
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Anna Malela2022-06-02 21:35:40
😁 This just made my day!
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David Kawawa2022-06-01 23:08:05
😄 Nailed it!
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Ruth Mtangi2022-06-01 01:56:02
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Carol Nyakio2022-05-22 14:29:30
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Josephine Nduta2022-05-16 04:50:53
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Asha2022-05-11 04:09:08
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Omari2022-05-10 06:40:55
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️
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Kiza2022-05-07 23:39:56
I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎
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Monica Lissu2022-05-05 17:42:59
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Shani2022-04-12 22:19:20
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Halima2022-04-09 22:02:47
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Violet Mumo2022-04-03 16:28:47
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Mjaka2022-04-02 10:35:35
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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