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What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:25💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What did the mayonnaise say when the refrigerator was opened?
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Short Answer: "Close the door, I'm dressing!"

Explanation: When the refrigerator is opened, the mayonnaise requests for the door to be closed because it's "dressing" itself, which is a play on words since mayonnaise is a popular dressing for salads and sandwiches. The use of the emoji 😄 adds a cheerful and lighthearted touch to the response.

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Charles Mrope2022-05-18 05:14:57
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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Francis Mtangi2022-05-07 21:58:24
The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️
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Asha2022-05-07 17:20:57
😁 This just made my day!
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Halima2022-05-06 18:52:46
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Makame2022-04-28 15:28:29
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Samson Tibaijuka2022-04-26 23:03:20
Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜
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Amir2022-04-20 23:03:40
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Zawadi2022-04-17 10:21:18
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Rahma2022-04-09 14:58:17
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Nora Lowassa2022-04-08 04:03:29
Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵
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Halima2022-04-08 00:04:04
My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠
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Fikiri2022-04-06 11:58:03
What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗
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Jaffar2022-04-01 06:29:33
What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕
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Isaac Kiptoo2022-03-26 12:53:47
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Nyota2022-03-25 15:35:20
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒
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Monica Adhiambo2022-03-02 10:15:03
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Umi2022-02-12 08:49:47
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Selemani2022-02-11 22:19:23
If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔
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Jackson Makori2022-02-11 13:46:24
I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬
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Nasra2022-01-31 23:05:43
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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