What did the baker say to his wife?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji ๐Ÿฅ– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Rose Waithera2022-07-26 08:42:15
Why donโ€™t elephants use computers? Theyโ€™re afraid of the mouse! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ–ฑ๏ธ
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Maulid2022-07-19 06:38:40
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still cracking up!
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Frank Macha2022-06-30 08:42:12
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. ๐Ÿ•๐Ÿ’ช
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Michael Onyango2022-06-22 07:10:40
Why donโ€™t koalas count as bears? They donโ€™t have the koalifications! ๐Ÿจ๐ŸŽ“
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Omar2022-06-20 21:16:29
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, Iโ€™ll go on ahead! ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Fadhila2022-06-17 03:28:59
I run like the winded. ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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Peter Mbise2022-06-15 06:16:40
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! โ›ณ๐Ÿ‘–
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Mwagonda2022-06-09 18:35:52
I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! ๐Ÿ˜ก๐Ÿ›‘
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Mary Mrope2022-06-05 07:18:52
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! ๐Ÿ„๐Ÿฆถ
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Yusra2022-06-05 07:13:45
If Monday had a face, Iโ€™d punch it. ๐ŸฅŠ๐Ÿ“†
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Mchuma2022-06-02 15:08:52
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! ๐ŸŸโš–๏ธ
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Benjamin Kibicho2022-05-26 10:44:48
What do you call a boomerang that doesnโ€™t come back? A stick! ๐Ÿชƒ๐ŸŒฟ
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Susan Wangari2022-05-23 18:05:22
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? ๐Ÿ›๏ธ๐ŸงŒ
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Kheri2022-05-09 13:06:15
๐Ÿ˜„ Perfect joke!
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Charles Mboje2022-05-04 07:54:28
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m bookmarking this for later!
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Jane Malecela2022-04-17 00:21:23
Iโ€™m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. ๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘ฉโ€๐Ÿ’ผ
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Habiba2022-04-14 13:31:25
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! ๐ŸงŸโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐ŸŒพ
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Muslima2022-04-05 09:09:53
Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ†
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Baraka2022-03-01 02:13:12
I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. ๐Ÿ‘ถ๐Ÿคฃ
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Omari2022-02-24 17:00:56
I donโ€™t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. โ˜•๐Ÿ“–