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How long should an elephant’s legs be?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:19💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
How long should an elephant’s legs be?
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An elephant's legs should be long enough to reach the ground! 🐘🦵

Explanation: This answer is meant to be funny because it's a playful way of stating the obvious. Elephants have long legs that can easily touch the ground, so there's no need to worry about their leg length. The emoji adds a cheerful touch to the response, creating a lighthearted and amusing atmosphere.

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Kenneth Murithi2022-06-04 12:36:31
Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻
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Chum2022-05-23 19:14:17
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨
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Mary Njeri2022-05-16 08:53:24
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗
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Jamal2022-05-12 05:35:57
I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅
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Agnes Lowassa2022-05-10 10:13:19
If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕
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Charles Wafula2022-05-06 10:30:00
You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️
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Jamal2022-05-03 05:42:24
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅
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Anna Malela2022-04-29 12:42:38
If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸
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Rose Waithera2022-04-25 06:55:30
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂
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Martin Otieno2022-04-23 20:30:52
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Safiya2022-04-19 20:30:42
I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋
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Maida2022-04-14 22:12:45
I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴
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Abubakar2022-04-12 18:22:01
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗
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Latifa2022-03-28 02:20:52
Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯
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Omari2022-03-27 08:06:54
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅
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Francis Njeru2022-03-20 09:45:14
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Francis Mrope2022-03-15 16:52:01
What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏
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Abdullah2022-03-09 09:10:36
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Victor Mwalimu2022-02-27 05:05:30
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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Nassar2022-02-22 03:48:10
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡
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