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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Samuel Were2022-10-23 13:59:55
😂 Can't stop laughing!
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Lucy Wangui2022-10-20 11:38:08
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻
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Khamis2022-09-23 01:53:15
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Rubea2022-09-21 08:21:47
What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? Frostbite! ⛄🧛‍♂️
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Alex Nakitare2022-09-17 12:07:56
😆 This one really got me!
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Fadhila2022-09-05 02:01:36
Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤
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Monica Lissu2022-09-03 14:37:36
Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓
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Victor Kimario2022-08-29 04:02:26
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️
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Jabir2022-08-14 17:09:53
Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋
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Stephen Amollo2022-08-14 14:50:08
Why was Cinderella so bad at soccer? She kept running away from the ball! 👠⚽
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Simon Kiprono2022-08-13 15:51:50
😂 Can’t wait to share this!
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Baridi2022-08-08 02:20:47
If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯
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Hassan2022-08-02 22:09:46
How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻
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Paul Ndomba2022-07-31 07:02:39
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Nahida2022-07-25 09:09:08
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Mariam Kawawa2022-07-14 01:51:43
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Ramadhan2022-07-13 05:33:32
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔
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Simon Kiprono2022-07-08 21:54:56
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Martin Otieno2022-07-05 21:46:50
I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌
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Mwanajuma2022-07-02 16:34:59
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣
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