What dies but never lives?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:29πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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What dies but never lives? A battery! πŸ”‹

Explanation: A battery is a funny answer to this riddle because it eventually dies out of power, but it never actually lived or had a life in the first place. Plus, we all know the frustration of a dead battery when we need it the most! πŸ˜„πŸ”‹

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Josephine Nduta2023-04-25 07:29:55
I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. πŸ€”πŸ€Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Hekima2023-04-25 06:17:37
I can resist anything except temptation. πŸ˜ˆπŸ˜…
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Ruth Kibona2023-04-22 00:53:03
Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! β›ͺ🎢
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Anna Malela2023-04-21 04:26:49
I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫πŸ’ͺ
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Joyce Aoko2023-04-20 16:48:07
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? πŸš—πŸ˜ 
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Margaret Mahiga2023-04-20 05:37:30
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🀣
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Wande2023-04-18 11:51:21
How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! πŸ₯’πŸ₯’
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Baraka2023-04-01 19:52:30
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! πŸ‡πŸ·
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Lucy Kimotho2023-03-31 14:56:23
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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Maimuna2023-03-15 22:47:52
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. πŸ”πŸ˜†
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Mtumwa2023-03-09 21:24:40
How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌πŸͺ
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Makame2023-02-28 22:03:09
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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James Malima2023-02-23 19:06:29
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸
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Chiku2023-02-18 05:38:49
I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚
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Andrew Mahiga2023-02-10 04:10:37
πŸ˜ƒ This made me laugh out loud for real!
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Samuel Omondi2023-02-01 10:07:40
What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! πŸŒ‹β€οΈ
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Catherine Naliaka2023-01-30 11:53:48
Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! πŸ°πŸ›‹οΈ
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James Kimani2023-01-23 08:02:13
Dieting is wishful shrinking. πŸ©πŸ˜†
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Jafari2023-01-19 01:53:02
How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠
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Patrick Mutua2023-01-12 17:52:56
I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. πŸ“šπŸ˜†