What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Lucy Mahiga2023-05-19 01:51:46
I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. πŸ™„πŸ§β€β™‚οΈ
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Amir2023-05-18 11:18:42
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! πŸš¦πŸš—
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Khadija2023-05-14 05:18:50
πŸ˜‚ I’m sending this to everyone I know!
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Farida2023-05-12 19:52:19
Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. πŸ•πŸ’Έ
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Zakaria2023-04-28 21:10:39
πŸ˜‚ I’m dying!
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Agnes Lowassa2023-04-19 18:25:36
I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Shamsa2023-04-18 22:17:03
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Diana Mumbua2023-04-17 11:31:18
πŸ˜† Rolling on the floor!
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Ndoto2023-04-15 10:22:39
Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. πŸ°πŸ‘―β€β™‚οΈ
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Grace Mushi2023-04-14 03:35:46
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! πŸ˜…
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Mary Mrope2023-04-09 21:40:27
I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. β˜•πŸ“–
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Sarah Karani2023-04-02 01:09:47
My alone time is for everyone’s safety. πŸš·πŸ˜…
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Susan Wangari2023-03-29 09:16:02
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Lucy Mushi2023-03-11 13:37:01
What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎢🧻
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Kassim2023-03-09 12:07:04
🀣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Kahina2023-03-05 16:23:09
This is pure comedy gold! πŸ˜„
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Linda Karimi2023-02-26 21:15:53
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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Anna Mahiga2023-02-22 14:02:29
I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. β°πŸ’Ό
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Andrew Odhiambo2023-02-08 22:42:42
Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! πŸ”οΈβ„οΈ
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Mariam Kawawa2023-01-16 14:24:12
I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. β°πŸ˜‚