How do you catch a polar bear?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🀣

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Rahma2015-03-02 01:57:45
What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! πŸ’€πŸ–
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Nancy Kabura2015-03-01 07:33:14
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! πŸ₯•πŸ¦œ
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Grace Majaliwa2015-02-25 17:40:20
I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. πŸ•πŸ’ͺ
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Lydia Wanyama2015-02-24 23:40:22
I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘Ά
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Stephen Amollo2015-02-22 14:10:07
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐒⏳
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Raha2015-02-20 01:26:22
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. πŸ›³οΈπŸ’¦
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Mtumwa2015-02-16 17:33:51
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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Edward Lowassa2015-01-11 02:00:17
Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! πŸ”πŸ₯
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Rabia2015-01-06 04:07:56
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Catherine Naliaka2015-01-05 11:02:49
I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? πŸ˜ŽπŸ”§
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Rahma2015-01-04 10:05:56
My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. πŸ‘€πŸ§Ή