Which school supply is king of the classroom?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:13πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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The ruler! πŸ“ Because it measures up to be the absolute ruler of the classroom! πŸ˜„ Plus, it's always ready to lay down the law when it comes to straight lines and perfect angles. No other school supply can quite measure up to its regal status! πŸ€΄πŸΌπŸ‘‘

Explanation: This answer plays with the double meaning of "king" in the question, incorporating the ruler (the measuring tool) as the humorous king of the classroom. The use of emojis adds a playful touch to the response, emphasizing the ruler's authority and importance in maintaining order and precision in the classroom.

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Stephen Malecela2015-07-04 13:48:37
This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! πŸ˜‚
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Fredrick Mutiso2015-07-04 08:01:41
😁 This made my day!
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Jafari2015-06-21 01:28:47
How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! πŸ‘·β€β™‚οΈπŸ—οΈ
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Richard Mulwa2015-06-20 15:59:53
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Simon Kiprono2015-06-05 06:13:42
If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. πŸ₯ŠπŸ“…
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Jamila2015-05-25 15:26:06
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. β˜•β³
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Latifa2015-05-01 15:35:54
πŸ˜„ You totally won the internet today!
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Dorothy Majaliwa2015-05-01 12:38:48
I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. πŸ€•πŸ 
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Lucy Mahiga2015-05-01 06:43:45
I was having a bad day until I read this! πŸ˜…
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Rose Mwinuka2015-04-21 16:48:31
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! πŸŒΎπŸ…
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Jabir2015-04-17 16:39:15
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Shabani2015-04-09 09:57:04
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Richard Mulwa2015-04-08 07:06:30
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. πŸ•πŸ€€
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James Kimani2015-04-07 23:36:47
I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Michael Onyango2015-04-02 06:27:05
I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. πŸ›ŒπŸ˜†
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Frank Sokoine2015-04-02 05:58:14
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬
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Robert Okello2015-03-26 04:07:03
If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. πŸ•πŸ’΅
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Grace Minja2015-03-21 04:21:55
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. πŸ’ΈπŸžοΈ
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Robert Okello2015-03-18 22:03:49
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. πŸ›³οΈπŸ’¦
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Elizabeth Malima2015-03-18 00:31:10
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🀯