What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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Grace Majaliwa2015-06-20 08:30:31
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! πŸ“…πŸ›‹οΈ
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Hawa2015-06-17 05:32:13
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. β³πŸ™ƒ
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Abdillah2015-06-17 00:39:02
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. πŸ˜΄πŸ˜‚
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Alice Jebet2015-06-03 21:52:06
How do you throw a space party? You planet! πŸͺπŸŽ‰
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Kiza2015-05-27 16:22:29
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! πŸ›πŸ€£
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Monica Lissu2015-05-25 18:49:21
Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! πŸ˜΄πŸ’€
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Bakari2015-05-25 17:00:14
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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Mariam2015-05-23 13:26:28
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If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. πŸ”₯πŸ˜…
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Rehema2015-04-30 05:13:35
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ€
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Anna Kibwana2015-04-25 11:19:37
🀣 This joke just made my whole day!
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Anna Malela2015-04-20 07:28:08
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. πŸš‰πŸ€”
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Ramadhan2015-04-19 01:23:32
Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! πŸŸπŸ‹οΈβ€β™€οΈ
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My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. πŸ’ΈπŸ˜­
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Joseph Mallya2015-04-01 22:55:54
I like long walksβ€”especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. πŸšΆβ€β™‚οΈπŸ‘‹
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Charles Wafula2015-03-24 11:47:54
Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎒🚻
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Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! πŸ§ͺπŸͺœ
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Frank Macha2015-03-11 14:22:00
A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🀲
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