What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Esther Nyambura2024-02-05 16:49:56
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Mohamed2024-02-04 04:31:44
I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. πŸ˜΄πŸ›οΈ
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Ruth Kibona2024-01-03 13:27:50
If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. πŸ›³οΈπŸ’¦
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George Ndungu2023-12-23 18:10:37
πŸ˜† That punchline!
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Kiza2023-12-23 09:21:54
Life is too short to remove USB safely. πŸ”ŒπŸ’»
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Bahati2023-12-20 22:07:14
Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ§„
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Patrick Akech2023-12-10 21:31:44
If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? πŸ₯ͺπŸ’‘
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Hassan2023-12-10 19:43:01
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! πŸ‹πŸŽ»
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Khamis2023-11-17 17:44:21
This joke just turned my whole mood around! πŸ˜ƒ
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Miriam Mchome2023-11-17 17:36:56
Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! πŸΈπŸ’»
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Frank Sokoine2023-11-11 09:25:40
🀣 That twist at the end, though!
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Janet Wambura2023-11-10 18:32:26
What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷πŸ₯‹
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Elizabeth Mtei2023-10-31 15:09:53
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Josephine Nekesa2023-10-30 18:27:00
I always give 100% at workβ€”12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... πŸ“…πŸ˜‚
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Michael Onyango2023-10-13 05:06:45
Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! πŸ„πŸ””
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Khamis2023-10-12 18:04:28
πŸ˜„ What a joke!
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Amir2023-10-06 19:27:33
πŸ˜‚ Can't stop laughing!
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Masika2023-10-05 08:51:34
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! β˜•πŸš”
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Peter Tibaijuka2023-10-04 03:07:18
I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! βœˆοΈπŸ“±
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Mary Sokoine2023-09-13 02:49:20
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! πŸ¦†πŸ’΅