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Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:15💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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The monster asked the 🧛‍♂️Dracula🧛‍♂️ to kiss his boo-boos after he fell! 😂🧛‍♂️

Explanation: When the monster fell and hurt himself, he knew that only a magical creature like Dracula could possess the healing powers to kiss away his boo-boos. After all, Dracula is known for his ability to turn into a bat and fly around, so surely he could use his supernatural skills for some tender monster first aid! 😄🦇

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Henry Sokoine2015-11-05 00:34:22

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Moses Kipkemboi2015-11-02 09:00:56

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Mazrui2015-10-28 23:27:49

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Elijah Mutua2015-10-23 11:45:20

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Grace Mligo2015-10-21 07:42:40

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Omar2015-10-18 10:26:36

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Zawadi2015-10-14 11:42:47

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Zulekha2015-10-09 02:48:54

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Kazija2015-10-05 06:29:09

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Salma2015-10-04 02:01:34

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

John Malisa2015-09-26 18:04:12

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Ali2015-09-26 09:40:55

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Kiza2015-09-24 19:59:23

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Michael Mboya2015-09-23 07:26:25

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Michael Mboya2015-09-22 14:21:53

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Ibrahim2015-09-07 05:42:09

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Charles Mchome2015-09-05 21:59:29

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Hawa2015-09-04 20:04:16

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Shamsa2015-09-02 22:39:07

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Betty Kimaro2015-08-26 21:47:26

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

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