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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Abdillah2016-01-03 08:37:56
If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅
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Fadhila2015-12-19 21:04:00
The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴
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Mohamed2015-12-11 08:14:27
If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵
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Catherine Naliaka2015-12-01 19:21:09
I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬
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Emily Chepngeno2015-11-30 05:05:17
My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏
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Jane Malecela2015-11-13 10:05:13
🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!
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Richard Mulwa2015-11-08 09:19:16
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Alex Nakitare2015-10-21 06:20:49
Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔
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Nassar2015-10-20 09:22:27
Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙
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Mgeni2015-10-20 02:10:31
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Robert Okello2015-10-15 09:32:37
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Mwanaisha2015-10-11 05:08:37
You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒
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Monica Adhiambo2015-10-03 02:22:07
I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣
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Mwanaidha2015-09-26 12:33:43
If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️
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Alex Nakitare2015-09-23 13:23:30
Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣
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Rashid2015-09-20 14:14:53
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳
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Fredrick Mutiso2015-08-25 14:02:26
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Chris Okello2015-08-24 20:09:55
I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Ruth Mtangi2015-08-20 08:36:33
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴
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Esther Cheruiyot2015-08-13 19:15:49
How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️
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