What did the baker say to his wife?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:22πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Question/Riddle: What did the baker say to his wife?

Answer: "Honey, I'm kneading you!"

Explanation: The answer is a play on words, using the term "kneading" which is a technique bakers use to mix dough, but here it's used to indicate affection towards his wife. It's meant to be funny because it adds a touch of silliness to their relationship. The use of the emoji πŸ₯– can further enhance the humor by representing the baker's profession and the delicious bread he bakes.

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Samuel Omondi2015-11-20 12:35:13
🀣 Pure genius!
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Vincent Mwangangi2015-11-08 01:21:44
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. πŸ˜ŽπŸ‘©β€πŸ’Ό
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Mwanaidha2015-11-06 01:06:24
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! πŸš΄β€β™€οΈπŸ˜΄
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Anna Kibwana2015-11-02 01:31:28
I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. πŸΈπŸ˜‚
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Victor Kamau2015-10-24 09:45:43
I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜‚
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Benjamin Kibicho2015-10-20 04:01:45
I don't sweatβ€”I sparkle! βœ¨πŸ˜…
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Mwachumu2015-10-08 03:56:43
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. πŸ˜œπŸ’¬
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Warda2015-10-05 23:40:47
Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! πŸŠπŸ”‹
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Joyce Mussa2015-09-21 17:13:07
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Joseph Njoroge2015-09-17 20:56:02
Haha, this joke is a keeper! πŸ“Œ
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Habiba2015-09-16 23:16:22
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! πŸ•πŸ“ž
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Issack2015-09-15 08:20:59
Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! πŸ›—πŸ€”
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Frank Sokoine2015-09-12 06:50:39
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈπŸ€”
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Victor Malima2015-09-11 21:18:39
πŸ˜„ You got me good!
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Majid2015-09-08 14:02:41
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. πŸ‹οΈβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†
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Nyota2015-09-06 14:16:21
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! πŸ’©πŸŽ€
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Rabia2015-08-18 14:05:23
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. πŸ—“οΈπŸ”
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David Kawawa2015-08-09 15:12:23
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. πŸ“±πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈ
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John Malisa2015-08-09 08:46:46
I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. β˜•πŸ˜†
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John Mushi2015-08-09 01:39:50
🀣 This joke is too good!