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What kind of music do mummies like best?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 615 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What kind of music do mummies like best?
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Mummies love rap music! 🎤🔥

Explanation: Mummies are known for being wrapped up in bandages, right? So, what better way to get their groove on than with some sick beats and slick rhymes of rap music! Just imagine a mummy breakdancing with their bandages flowing in the air, bringing the ancient Egyptian culture into the modern world. It's a hilarious combination of old and new, making the mummies the coolest pharaohs on the dance floor! 😄🕺🔥

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Habiba2016-04-13 10:06:51
What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Josephine Nduta2016-04-11 11:30:08
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Lydia Mahiga2016-03-20 17:25:13
I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵
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Fredrick Mutiso2016-03-14 13:08:20
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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James Malima2016-03-08 22:38:31
It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎
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Simon Kiprono2016-03-05 14:18:06
I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻
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Brian Karanja2016-03-05 00:56:27
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Tambwe2016-03-02 21:50:05
You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔
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Leila2016-03-02 19:14:09
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Chris Okello2016-02-26 01:25:29
😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!
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Athumani2016-01-30 06:32:02
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Esther Nyambura2016-01-29 13:32:29
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Monica Adhiambo2016-01-22 19:06:09
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰
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Elizabeth Mrope2016-01-14 18:15:55
I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏
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Makame2015-12-18 12:05:45
What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚
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Joyce Nkya2015-12-11 04:51:49
What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡
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Victor Malima2015-12-04 21:14:59
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Lucy Mahiga2015-12-03 18:50:05
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Salma2015-11-30 15:42:16
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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John Lissu2015-11-25 09:21:57
Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰
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