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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:07💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up?
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Short Answer: Because it was two-tired! 🚲😄

Explanation: The play on words here is that "two-tired" sounds like "too tired." So, the bicycle couldn't stand up because it was exhausted from all the riding it had done! 🚲😴

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Stephen Kangethe2016-06-23 03:56:52
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Alex Nakitare2016-06-21 23:19:34
This is pure comedy gold! 😄
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Mwalimu2016-06-20 12:16:56
I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔
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Halimah2016-06-17 21:10:54
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Mary Kidata2016-06-16 18:00:05
I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅
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Sarah Achieng2016-06-10 23:10:06
🤣 Pure genius!
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Rahma2016-06-08 08:27:37
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯
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Mwagonda2016-05-29 02:26:35
I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔
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Diana Mumbua2016-05-24 21:59:57
Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶
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Miriam Mchome2016-05-20 08:39:39
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Athumani2016-05-02 15:51:04
A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙
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Nancy Komba2016-04-21 11:48:38
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Lucy Mahiga2016-04-17 09:14:56
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nuru2016-04-04 05:10:26
The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰
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Ramadhan2016-03-28 14:33:25
😆 I’m dying over here!
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Mwakisu2016-03-25 03:33:05
Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄
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Rose Amukowa2016-03-21 22:51:15
What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌
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Charles Wafula2016-03-13 19:38:52
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Furaha2016-03-12 00:58:04
😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!
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Betty Kimaro2016-03-09 07:56:21
I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️
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