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Why can’t skeletons play music?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why can’t skeletons play music?
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Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂

Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤

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Anna Mahiga2016-06-07 09:14:43
😂 This joke just made my day!
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Sekela2016-05-29 23:51:28
Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️
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Leila2016-05-29 02:38:51
😅 I’m still cracking up!
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David Musyoka2016-05-09 07:09:30
How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮
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Abubakar2016-05-08 11:29:53
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘
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Lucy Mushi2016-04-24 01:48:39
When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆
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Grace Minja2016-04-23 03:49:56
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Benjamin Masanja2016-04-21 20:45:22
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂
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Peter Mwambui2016-04-14 15:41:25
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯
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Omar2016-04-05 03:45:00
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Mwachumu2016-03-18 19:27:59
I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆
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Salima2016-03-08 05:22:28
I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜
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Shamsa2016-03-07 14:23:41
Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰
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Nashon2016-02-24 17:14:44
Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋
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Kenneth Murithi2016-02-22 17:59:49
I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️
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Leila2016-02-18 13:26:40
What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧
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Agnes Sumaye2016-02-18 11:19:06
Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔
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Rabia2016-02-08 00:17:41
Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳
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Charles Wafula2016-02-02 06:17:01
What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️
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Sarafina2016-01-23 15:55:57
I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼
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