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Where do polar bears keep their money?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do polar bears keep their money?
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In the "snow" bank! ❄️💰

Explanation: Polar bears keep their money in a "snow" bank since they live in icy cold regions covered in snow. The play on words between a "snow" bank and a regular bank adds a humorous twist to the question. The ❄️ emoji adds a touch of cheerfulness to the answer.

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Mwachumu2016-09-06 15:05:43
My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭
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Lydia Mutheu2016-08-25 05:26:47
What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬
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David Musyoka2016-08-02 22:23:59
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Mohamed2016-08-02 18:44:04
😆 Totally hilarious!
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Hamida2016-07-29 08:48:35
I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂
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Stephen Mushi2016-07-22 19:31:25
How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃
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Ibrahim2016-07-15 23:38:25
Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹
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Maimuna2016-07-13 15:01:26
Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌
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Furaha2016-07-12 23:01:50
🤣 That twist at the end, though!
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Alex Nyamweya2016-07-07 10:20:29
Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️
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Mjaka2016-07-06 22:17:55
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣
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Agnes Njeri2016-07-06 17:16:33
Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚
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Faiza2016-06-26 06:48:21
I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅
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Nancy Komba2016-06-18 01:30:09
What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞
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Mariam2016-06-13 09:59:39
Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠
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Anna Malela2016-06-10 02:18:28
How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏
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Henry Mollel2016-06-06 13:53:03
😆 Still cracking up!
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Tabitha Okumu2016-05-30 14:01:41
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤
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Anthony Kariuki2016-05-25 10:43:10
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Mwanaisha2016-05-18 09:58:21
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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