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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Joseph Kawawa2016-09-01 08:32:11
I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️
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Mwajuma2016-08-31 21:58:34
Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️
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Tabitha Okumu2016-08-31 15:50:32
If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙
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Robert Ndunguru2016-08-26 15:59:29
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥
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Paul Ndomba2016-08-18 15:28:04
Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤
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Mzee2016-08-08 21:49:49
What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻
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Tambwe2016-07-28 11:03:04
Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️
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James Mduma2016-07-25 00:25:05
Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️
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Patrick Kidata2016-07-18 12:04:35
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Nyota2016-07-14 15:17:55
😁 This made my day!
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Andrew Odhiambo2016-06-30 22:36:21
I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜
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Nuru2016-06-22 11:51:04
I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴
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Sekela2016-06-18 14:35:59
What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭
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Edward Chepkoech2016-06-17 21:54:41
I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭
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Jabir2016-06-01 22:37:57
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Ndoto2016-05-25 19:59:41
Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊
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Alex Nyamweya2016-05-16 03:26:54
I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤
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Daudi2016-05-15 08:57:30
What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜
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Janet Mbithe2016-05-14 15:13:35
If life gives you lemons, squirt someone in the eye. 🍋👁️
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Brian Karanja2016-05-01 02:22:41
😂 This joke just made my day!
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