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What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:09💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What do you do if you’re a fan of Dracula’s?
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Short Answer: Sleep with a garlic necklace and a wooden stake by my side! 🧛‍♂️🧄🍆

Explanation: As a fan of Dracula, I would take my obsession to the next level by ensuring I'm fully prepared for any potential encounters with vampires. Sleeping with a garlic necklace around my neck would keep those bloodsuckers at bay, and having a trusty wooden stake nearby would serve as my ultimate defense. Who needs a good night's sleep when you can be a vampire slayer, right?! 😄🌙

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Salma2016-07-14 21:07:21
The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️
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Nchi2016-07-14 13:42:44
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌
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James Mduma2016-07-03 07:28:32
😆 That punchline was epic!
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Mwanaisha2016-06-19 12:38:33
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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Lydia Wanyama2016-06-11 04:11:26
Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕
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Mary Kidata2016-06-11 02:56:48
I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞
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Mjaka2016-06-01 19:50:07
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊
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Vincent Mwangangi2016-05-28 16:02:56
I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂
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Elizabeth Mrema2016-05-28 01:40:28
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. 🤦‍♂️🤣
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Baraka2016-05-21 17:14:04
What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗
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Andrew Mahiga2016-05-21 12:30:42
😄 Perfect joke!
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Kahina2016-05-21 01:44:46
😁 This is gold!
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Stephen Kikwete2016-05-10 10:26:54
Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️
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Mwinyi2016-05-07 19:06:08
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Latifa2016-05-07 16:21:23
Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥
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Miriam Mchome2016-05-05 10:01:02
😂 I’m saving this one!
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Alice Mwikali2016-05-03 00:34:52
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝
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Anna Sumari2016-05-01 21:21:37
I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯
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Henry Mollel2016-04-18 10:10:47
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Sumaya2016-04-10 09:00:24
I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔
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