How do you catch a polar bear?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:18๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! ๐Ÿฆ๐Ÿป

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! ๐Ÿคฃ

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Charles Mboje2016-04-25 09:51:18
I canโ€™t brain today. I has the dumb. ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿคฏ
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Grace Majaliwa2016-04-20 10:54:59
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! ๐Ÿ˜…
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Benjamin Masanja2016-04-15 21:21:24
I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. โšก๐Ÿ˜ด
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Furaha2016-04-10 02:32:35
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! ๐Ÿ‡๐Ÿท
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Catherine Naliaka2016-04-03 20:40:11
Why donโ€™t lobsters ever share? Theyโ€™re too shellfish! ๐Ÿฆž๐Ÿ™…โ€โ™‚๏ธ
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Hawa2016-03-30 16:34:12
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Athumani2016-03-26 06:09:20
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Victor Kamau2016-03-25 15:41:04
Iโ€™m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. ๐Ÿงฉ๐Ÿคฏ
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Grace Majaliwa2016-03-20 11:31:19
Whatโ€™s a pirateโ€™s favorite exercise? The plank! ๐Ÿดโ€โ˜ ๏ธ๐Ÿฆต
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Betty Kimaro2016-03-13 02:16:06
๐Ÿคฃ Pure genius!
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Edith Cherotich2016-03-11 13:28:05
๐Ÿ˜… I needed that laugh!
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Monica Lissu2016-03-09 16:34:52
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Mwinyi2016-03-07 02:04:33
I donโ€™t suffer from insanityโ€”I enjoy every minute of it. ๐Ÿคชโณ
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I would lose weight, but I donโ€™t like losing. ๐Ÿ‹๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜†
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Abdillah2016-02-13 12:23:20
Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. ๐Ÿ›Œ๐Ÿ˜ด
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Muslima2016-02-01 12:37:33
I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. ๐Ÿฐ๐Ÿคฃ
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Jabir2016-01-31 17:45:09
I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. ๐Ÿฅƒ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ
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Omar2016-01-31 03:16:38
Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! ๐Ÿ˜„
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Francis Mtangi2016-01-30 21:50:41
๐Ÿ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Betty Kimaro2016-01-30 12:28:36
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