What kind of murderer has fiber?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:07πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What kind of murderer has fiber? πŸ•΅οΈβ€β™€οΈπŸž

A: The Cereal Killer! πŸ₯£πŸ”ͺ

Explanation: This riddle plays on the double meaning of "fiber." While the question seems to be about a murderer with dietary fiber, the answer takes a humorous twist by referring to a "Cereal Killer" instead. It's a play on words, adding a fun and unexpected element to the riddle. So, instead of imagining a murderer with a healthy diet, we end up picturing someone who targets breakfast cereals with a mischievous intent! 🌽πŸ₯£πŸ˜„

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Janet Wambura2016-10-11 17:22:08
I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🀯
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Joseph Kitine2016-10-10 04:04:55
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Alice Mrema2016-10-07 18:01:34
Wow, this joke is a total winner! πŸ†
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Arifa2016-09-19 01:55:40
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏑🧼
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Amir2016-09-17 18:12:05
There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫
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Elizabeth Mrope2016-09-16 02:29:25
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! πŸ₯•πŸ˜‘
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Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? πŸ›οΈπŸ§Œ
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Benjamin Masanja2016-07-29 09:26:07
My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. πŸ‘πŸ™ƒ
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What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! πŸ΄β€β˜ οΈπŸ¦΅
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Carol Nyakio2016-07-22 04:34:47
πŸ˜ƒ Instant mood boost!
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Nancy Akumu2016-07-17 00:00:25
I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. β³πŸ˜‚
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Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? πŸ›’πŸ˜‚
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Grace Majaliwa2016-06-05 11:28:14
πŸ˜„ This is pure brilliance!
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Dorothy Nkya2016-06-05 10:34:00
I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈπŸ˜†