What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:40:06πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ

Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! πŸ§›β€β™‚οΈπŸ₯³πŸŽ

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Mary Kendi2016-08-10 06:08:06
I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. πŸžπŸ˜‚
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Monica Adhiambo2016-08-05 15:36:30
🀣 This one’s fire!
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Amir2016-08-05 05:48:25
Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! β›³βœοΈ
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Andrew Mahiga2016-08-03 04:24:44
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! πŸ‘¨β€βš–οΈπŸ‘”
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Elizabeth Malima2016-07-10 20:11:42
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🀣
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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. πŸ˜²πŸ‘€
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Francis Mtangi2016-06-10 16:03:39
Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️
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Shamim2016-06-07 12:05:37
I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳
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I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. πŸ§β€β™€οΈπŸ”΅
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I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🀣
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I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. πŸ₯ƒβ˜•
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What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭
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Jackson Makori2016-05-22 08:10:56
This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! πŸ˜‚
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Lucy Kimotho2016-05-18 21:08:54
Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎
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Khamis2016-05-16 06:39:54
Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎
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My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈
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I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. πŸ›οΈπŸ’‡β€β™‚οΈ
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Sharifa2016-05-01 03:42:07
Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️
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Mary Mrope2016-04-28 14:44:35
Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! πŸ¦žπŸ™…β€β™‚οΈ
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Mwinyi2016-04-27 20:31:55
This joke is going straight to my favorites! πŸ˜‚