What do you call a pig that does karate?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 12:06:33πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Q: What do you call a pig that does karate? A: A pork chop!

Explanation: πŸ₯‹πŸ· In this funny riddle, the answer plays on the word "chop." Normally, a pork chop is a cut of meat from a pig. But in this case, we're imagining a pig that practices karate, so we humorously reinterpret the term "pork chop" as a karate-kicking pig. 🐽πŸ’₯ It's a playful twist that combines the pig's nature with a martial arts reference, resulting in a lighthearted and amusing response.

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