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How do monsters tell their fortunes?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:17💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Funny Answer: 🧙‍♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀

Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.

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Ramadhan2016-08-15 14:46:49

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Neema2016-08-07 15:38:27

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Susan Wangari2016-08-04 09:22:31

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Mwajuma2016-08-03 07:20:58

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Philip Nyaga2016-08-02 15:31:32

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Amir2016-08-02 14:32:50

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Mzee2016-07-31 17:59:52

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Joy Wacera2016-07-30 01:29:34

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Jacob Kiplangat2016-07-23 16:13:58

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Furaha2016-07-22 01:58:34

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Peter Mbise2016-07-21 00:28:25

😂 This joke just made my day!

Nasra2016-07-19 05:10:49

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Makame2016-07-09 11:21:32

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

George Wanjala2016-06-30 01:19:42

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Maimuna2016-06-28 03:03:58

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Simon Kiprono2016-06-21 19:33:28

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Jane Muthoni2016-06-17 14:55:58

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Emily Chepngeno2016-06-17 04:55:41

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Catherine Naliaka2016-06-09 20:03:32

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Mary Kendi2016-06-06 06:26:21

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

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