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Why can’t skeletons play music?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why can’t skeletons play music?
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Short Answer: Because they have no organs to rock out with! 🎵😂

Explanation: Skeletons are made up of bones and do not have any internal organs like a heart or lungs that are needed to produce sound. Without these organs, they are unable to play musical instruments or sing. Hence, they are the ultimate silent band members! 🎸🥁🎤

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Nchi2016-12-10 16:23:05
I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰
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Zawadi2016-12-04 01:10:36
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂
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Mwajabu2016-11-29 14:42:52
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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John Mushi2016-11-26 17:20:44
I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳
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Anthony Kariuki2016-11-22 14:52:51
🤣 Didn’t see that coming!
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Shani2016-11-20 20:34:36
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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Grace Mligo2016-11-10 11:35:15
Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹
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Hamida2016-11-09 02:42:10
Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰
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Fatuma2016-10-30 16:53:00
Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂
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Mhina2016-10-30 05:59:42
😁 This made my day!
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Bakari2016-10-22 23:11:48
It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂
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Mwajuma2016-10-18 13:23:22
Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵
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David Chacha2016-10-14 04:58:12
😄 You totally won the internet today!
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Lucy Wangui2016-10-13 12:19:31
Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂
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Edwin Ndambuki2016-10-11 11:15:21
What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢
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Nasra2016-10-10 15:37:00
I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬
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Issa2016-10-04 01:44:35
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Faith Kariuki2016-10-03 07:23:25
I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧
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Andrew Odhiambo2016-10-01 23:13:30
Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️
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Susan Wangari2016-09-30 16:24:16
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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