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Where do ghosts go for a swim?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:09💬 625 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do ghosts go for a swim?
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Answer: They go to the Dead Sea! 🌊👻

Explanation: Ghosts, being supernatural beings, are often associated with the afterlife. The Dead Sea is a fitting destination for them because of its name and reputation for having such a high salt content that nothing can live in its waters. The play on words between "Dead" and "ghosts" adds a humorous twist to the riddle. The use of the ghost emoji further emphasizes the lighthearted and playful nature of the answer.

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Maida2017-02-07 23:06:02
🤣 This one’s fire!
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Thomas Mtaki2017-02-07 20:49:23
I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆
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Robert Okello2017-02-03 03:33:29
I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅
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Mchuma2017-02-01 15:45:22
I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼
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Ali2017-02-01 01:11:20
What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵
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Hamida2017-01-27 22:15:47
I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣
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Lydia Mahiga2017-01-27 11:04:16
I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉
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Kassim2017-01-26 20:24:18
I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅
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Jamila2017-01-21 15:49:59
I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜
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Ali2017-01-14 17:46:44
Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅
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Raphael Okoth2017-01-12 03:51:13
I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫
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Athumani2017-01-01 16:47:06
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞
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Richard Mulwa2016-12-31 11:18:28
What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎
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Kazija2016-12-18 16:52:03
I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏
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Omari2016-11-24 12:13:57
😂 So funny!
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George Ndungu2016-11-20 17:30:54
I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃
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Kazija2016-11-12 16:54:31
I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆
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Fatuma2016-11-11 17:23:48
My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️
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Chiku2016-10-30 00:50:57
What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪
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Nancy Kabura2016-10-26 13:45:54
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪
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