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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Sarah Achieng2017-03-01 10:04:43

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Agnes Sumaye2017-02-24 02:37:19

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Amir2017-02-14 07:08:15

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Issack2017-02-09 02:51:16

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Mary Njeri2017-02-08 07:36:43

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Alice Jebet2017-02-06 00:41:12

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Bahati2017-02-05 12:25:06

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Leila2017-02-04 05:25:36

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Agnes Sumaye2017-02-01 03:52:48

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Selemani2017-01-31 08:27:17

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Agnes Sumaye2017-01-29 05:39:09

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Nchi2016-12-31 02:01:27

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Kijakazi2016-12-23 23:01:06

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Mwanahawa2016-12-21 12:26:51

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Joseph Mallya2016-12-10 07:41:59

😁 This is gold!

Masika2016-12-06 00:35:36

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwagonda2016-11-28 02:11:01

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Peter Mbise2016-11-22 11:04:26

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Fikiri2016-11-16 10:15:47

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Monica Adhiambo2016-11-15 12:59:15

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

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