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What is Dracula’s favorite fruit?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:06💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Dracula's favorite fruit is a 🩸🍎"Bloody Apple"! 🧛‍♂️🍏

Explanation: Dracula, being known for his love of blood, would naturally prefer a fruit that matches his taste for the macabre. The "Bloody Apple" combines the spooky essence of vampires and the traditional fruit we all know, turning it into a witty and amusing choice for Dracula's favorite fruit. Plus, it adds a little twist to the common answer of "blood orange" that people might expect! 🧛‍♂️🥳🍎

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Lydia Mahiga2017-01-10 00:00:07

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Janet Sumaye2017-01-08 06:58:16

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Alice Jebet2017-01-08 00:06:52

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Rukia2017-01-06 18:06:22

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mwalimu2016-12-19 06:58:10

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Bahati2016-12-08 09:48:24

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Lydia Mutheu2016-11-14 17:17:57

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Anna Kibwana2016-11-14 06:04:11

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Athumani2016-11-03 01:36:03

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Abdillah2016-10-23 21:25:56

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Carol Nyakio2016-10-21 11:41:51

😄 Nailed it!

Victor Kamau2016-10-13 07:44:23

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Makame2016-10-05 15:30:10

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Elizabeth Malima2016-09-29 14:20:02

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Hekima2016-09-25 20:23:20

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Mariam Kawawa2016-09-22 02:38:12

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Stephen Malecela2016-09-17 13:10:52

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Alice Wanjiru2016-08-21 20:43:16

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Grace Minja2016-08-21 14:11:13

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Saidi2016-08-19 01:10:25

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

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