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What day of the week does the potato look forward to the least?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:06:20💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read

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Short Answer: Fry-day! 🍟

Explanation: The potato looks forward to every day of the week, except Friday, because that's when it knows it might end up as a tasty fry! 😄🥔

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Ndoto2017-01-12 14:11:36

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Safiya2017-01-11 07:10:41

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Michael Onyango2017-01-09 22:30:20

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Vincent Mwangangi2017-01-08 01:24:49

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Husna2017-01-05 16:06:44

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Anna Malela2016-12-27 08:13:55

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Samson Mahiga2016-12-20 18:32:01

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Sharifa2016-12-20 00:58:59

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Sofia2016-12-09 10:22:45

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Lucy Wangui2016-12-08 01:48:14

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Yahya2016-11-27 12:29:34

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Alex Nyamweya2016-11-13 17:21:46

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Hellen Nduta2016-11-08 17:57:10

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Tambwe2016-11-03 03:21:35

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

John Kamande2016-10-31 04:56:04

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Shani2016-10-18 14:11:39

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Bahati2016-10-12 12:11:25

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Agnes Lowassa2016-10-11 12:52:54

😄 You got me good!

Mustafa2016-10-07 21:40:53

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Jacob Kiplangat2016-10-03 23:02:29

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

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