Why do eggs hate jokes?

โœ๏ธ Melkisedeck Leon Shine๐Ÿ“… 2023-07-03 13:15:53๐Ÿ’ฌ 611 commentsโฑ๏ธ ~1 min read
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Short answer: Because they crack up too easily! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜‚

Explanation: Eggs are known for their fragile shells, so when they hear a joke, they can't help but crack up (literally)! They have such a delicate sense of humor that even the slightest chuckle can cause them to break into laughter. No wonder they hate jokes, they just can't handle the yolk! ๐Ÿฅš๐Ÿ˜„

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Peter Otieno2017-07-29 00:01:02
Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฆท
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Benjamin Kibicho2017-07-27 06:41:39
๐Ÿ˜… Iโ€™m still cracking up!
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Ali2017-07-21 03:12:53
๐Ÿคฃ Sharing this with everyone!
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Muslima2017-07-14 12:42:10
I don't sweatโ€”I sparkle! โœจ๐Ÿ˜…
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Omari2017-07-06 12:01:52
How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! ๐Ÿƒ๐Ÿ’ณ
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Joyce Nkya2017-06-29 18:53:00
Itโ€™s not that Iโ€™m lazy, Iโ€™m just highly motivated to do nothing. ๐Ÿ›‹๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Anna Mchome2017-06-24 09:45:57
Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ‘ฅ
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Elizabeth Mrema2017-06-19 20:34:26
Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you canโ€™t laugh at yourself, call meโ€”Iโ€™ll laugh at you. ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ“ž
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Safiya2017-06-12 17:21:54
๐Ÿ˜‚ Iโ€™m definitely stealing this one!
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Peter Mbise2017-06-01 22:43:23
I hate when Iโ€™m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ
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Masika2017-05-28 11:09:39
๐Ÿ˜‚ I need to save this one forever!
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Majid2017-05-27 09:44:21
The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. ๐Ÿ“–๐Ÿ’ผ
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Mwalimu2017-05-21 01:31:17
I donโ€™t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. โ˜•๐Ÿ˜†
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John Mushi2017-05-04 13:25:13
๐Ÿคฃ Brilliant joke!
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Lucy Kimotho2017-04-28 08:50:45
Why donโ€™t oysters share their pearls? Because theyโ€™re shellfish! ๐Ÿฆช๐Ÿ˜œ
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Catherine Mkumbo2017-04-26 13:31:46
I can resist anything except temptation. ๐Ÿ˜ˆ๐Ÿ˜…
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Faith Kariuki2017-04-24 11:34:19
I donโ€™t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‚
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Zakia2017-04-24 08:27:40
๐Ÿ˜† Iโ€™m still laughing, canโ€™t stop!
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Joyce Aoko2017-04-19 14:33:10
I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! ๐Ÿ˜†๐Ÿ‘ถ
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Issack2017-04-17 05:52:45
I love sarcasm. Itโ€™s like punching people in the face, but with words. ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿ’ฌ