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Where do cows go on the weekend?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:09💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Where do cows go on the weekend?
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Answer: They go to the moo-vies! 🐮🎥

Explanation: This answer plays with the word "moo" (the sound that cows make) and replaces it with "movies." It adds a fun twist by imagining cows heading out to enjoy a weekend at the cinema. The use of the cow emoji adds a touch of humor and makes the answer even more playful.

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Latifa2017-06-02 04:39:54
😁 This made my day!
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Sharon Kibiru2017-05-24 19:59:14
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡
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Mwanakhamis2017-05-23 16:07:07
😄 Too good!
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Dorothy Mwakalindile2017-05-21 06:31:45
I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆
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Peter Otieno2017-05-19 17:08:31
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕
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Josephine Nduta2017-05-17 15:29:43
I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴
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Hassan2017-05-16 12:20:08
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Francis Mrope2017-05-13 05:19:26
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️
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Bahati2017-05-12 10:08:33
If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝
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Abubakari2017-04-29 05:34:39
What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️
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Betty Akinyi2017-04-19 08:27:20
😅 I needed that!
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Lucy Mahiga2017-04-16 15:04:08
What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃
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Mtumwa2017-04-14 14:35:32
🤣 Brilliant joke!
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Sharon Kibiru2017-04-14 09:18:41
Monday should be optional. 😴⏳
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Anna Malela2017-04-12 07:39:00
I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅
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Michael Mboya2017-04-10 20:46:44
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾
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Agnes Sumaye2017-04-09 20:54:49
Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉
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Tabitha Okumu2017-04-08 02:06:30
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫
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Kahina2017-04-07 11:46:31
If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬
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Mercy Atieno2017-03-28 12:42:41
If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️
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