What's the difference between a shopping trolley and a University vice chancellor?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon ShineπŸ“… 2023-07-03 13:16:11πŸ’¬ 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
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Short Answer: πŸ›’ The shopping trolley can carry a load of groceries, while the university vice chancellor carries a load of paperwork! πŸ“šπŸ’Ό

Explanation: The shopping trolley is used to transport groceries in a supermarket, while the university vice chancellor is responsible for administrative tasks and paperwork at the university. The humorous twist lies in comparing the physical load of groceries in a trolley to the metaphorical load of paperwork that the vice chancellor has to handle. It adds a lighthearted touch to the question, making it funny and amusing.

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Mariam Kawawa2017-05-04 01:26:45
I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. πŸ¦‹πŸ΄
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Alex Nyamweya2017-05-03 02:50:04
What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭
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Nancy Komba2017-04-27 06:57:50
I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈπŸ˜Ž
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Zainab2017-04-20 00:02:06
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. πŸ€’πŸ€”
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Charles Mboje2017-04-15 20:26:51
I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🀯
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George Wanjala2017-04-14 17:38:25
What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! πŸ‘πŸš—
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Mwanajuma2017-04-07 04:49:58
😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!
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Kenneth Murithi2017-03-21 23:29:49
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Shamsa2017-03-10 22:04:12
πŸ˜„ Nailed it!
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Sarah Karani2017-03-03 14:23:36
What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! πŸ¦†πŸ’„
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Sarah Mbise2017-02-22 23:57:59
I would lose weight, but I hate losing. πŸ˜‚πŸ†
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Victor Kamau2017-02-22 01:01:56
I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. πŸ’–πŸ•
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Elizabeth Mtei2017-02-21 00:44:41
How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! πŸ„πŸ“°
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David Kawawa2017-02-17 13:40:48
πŸ˜† That punchline was epic!
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George Ndungu2017-02-17 03:55:53
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. πŸŽ­πŸ¦Έβ€β™‚οΈ
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Jacob Kiplangat2017-02-14 10:45:08
How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰
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Elizabeth Malima2017-01-30 11:01:38
When nothing goes right, go left. β¬…οΈπŸ§­
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Muslima2017-01-26 17:55:58
The bags under my eyes are Chanel. πŸ‘œπŸ˜‚
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Mwanakhamis2017-01-22 04:30:25
Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! πŸ•°οΈπŸΎ
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Nora Lowassa2017-01-20 09:59:11
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! β›„πŸ’ͺ