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What runs but never walks?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 12:40:08💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
What runs but never walks?
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Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️ A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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George Mallya2017-07-17 04:42:20
Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸
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John Lissu2017-06-18 00:57:29
I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️
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Thomas Mtaki2017-06-12 04:17:28
I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵
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Zakia2017-05-30 04:58:43
Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰
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Halima2017-05-23 21:55:42
What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷
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Yusuf2017-05-21 00:16:04
What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾
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Victor Mwalimu2017-05-19 19:18:05
I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂
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Khatib2017-05-14 15:14:40
😅 I had to share this with everyone!
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Rukia2017-05-14 11:15:16
Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜
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James Kawawa2017-05-05 12:33:22
Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰
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Selemani2017-04-28 08:46:14
Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓
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Edith Cherotich2017-04-17 06:08:29
Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣
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Anna Sumari2017-04-12 01:35:40
I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️
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Joseph Kitine2017-04-10 01:51:16
What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️
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Aziza2017-04-08 01:16:55
Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤
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Janet Sumaye2017-04-07 09:50:29
Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨
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Isaac Kiptoo2017-03-22 00:49:44
Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴
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Halima2017-03-14 08:59:46
Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯
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Nashon2017-03-13 20:34:38
I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️
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Peter Otieno2017-03-02 01:31:19
How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️
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