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Why didn’t the oven go to college?

✍️ Melkisedeck Leon Shine📅 2023-07-03 13:16:04💬 611 comments⏱️ ~1 min read
Why didn’t the oven go to college?
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Short answer: Because it didn't want to be baked into a "smart cookie"! 🍪😉

Explanation: This answer plays on the pun of the oven not wanting to become a "smart cookie" by going to college. It suggests that the oven is already "smart" in terms of its functionality, so it doesn't need to pursue higher education. The use of the cookie emoji adds a playful touch to the answer.

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Khatib2018-01-10 10:34:18
Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂
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Jacob Kiplangat2018-01-09 21:20:44
Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣
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Joseph Njoroge2018-01-07 19:28:59
😆 Laughing so hard right now!
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Lydia Mutheu2018-01-05 11:51:39
My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯
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Victor Sokoine2018-01-02 02:52:07
Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼
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Victor Kamau2018-01-01 15:06:24
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️
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Victor Kimario2018-01-01 02:50:04
😄 You got me!
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Zakia2017-12-30 23:46:47
What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤
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Mariam2017-12-30 18:59:41
Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬
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Monica Lissu2017-12-26 00:42:15
What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿
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Rabia2017-12-22 13:25:19
Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺
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Mchuma2017-12-04 12:11:22
I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔
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Halimah2017-11-25 06:52:33
I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅
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Mwanaidha2017-11-19 03:09:35
Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔
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Monica Adhiambo2017-11-02 23:21:45
I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪
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Robert Okello2017-10-30 15:51:05
What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️
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George Tenga2017-10-29 03:04:53
What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️
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Maida2017-10-27 02:53:45
I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂
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Nancy Kawawa2017-10-18 12:21:49
Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌
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Anna Malela2017-10-16 14:48:28
I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔
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